top ten "how you can tell when you've prayed enough"

This is my Top Ten ways "How You Can Tell When You've Prayed Enough"

10. Your food is cold

9. The government gives you back all the GST they ever collected

8. Scientists discover the secret to the Caramilk Bar

7. Your Mac runs Windows

6. Osama surrenders, is pardoned, and runs for office

5. You haven't had a telemarketer call in 40 days and 40 nights

4. After the carwash, your car is free of bird doo doo for 5 whole days

3. There is an end to world hunger

2. Peace breaks out all over the world

1. The Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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